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 04.01.2013
How to Write a Letter to Santa.

A friend before the New Year went to visit his family and jumped into a cheap store with Chinese goods to buy their child (3 years old) puddle. He tells.

An exhausted grandmother arrives. From the threshold:
Do you have a microscope?
The girl-sellers swelled the little boy, but they do not show sight.

Maybe something else, grandmother? Look at our rich range!

What do I need from your range? My grandmother is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
My grandson said to me, "Father Christmas should give me a microscope!"
- I told him: - until the New Year, there is nothing left, and you just wrote a letter to him and immediately give you a microscope! Do you have time, Santa Claus?! to

How will it not happen? How is it just now? I wrote this “watt beard” in the summer! What did he do all those six months?! to
The Doctor Borminthal
by *****
The commentary:
"Who doesn't know how to tell a child what he wants at the NH.
Do as my parents did. They told me to write a letter to Santa and throw it into the mailbox. The mailbox, they believed, was in the freezer.
c) the dream
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