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 07.01.2013
The student told me.
He had to do a sad thing before the New Year - to arrange his grandfather with an exacerbation of the marasma in the psychic. The hospital.
The doctor asks, “Why do we complain about it?” Grandpa said with bitterness: “On TV one nonsense is being shown!
by Tak-S What else disturbs?
They are stealing!
Then the psychiatrist suspiciously looked at the accompanying person: - And you think he needs hospitalization?
You ask, who is stealing?
And who? – turned the square to a potential client.
and all! Cut off my grandfather.
The sanitary nodded in the fist.
“Dad, you said that you’re missing things, but you’re alone in the house! My granddaughter was upset.
What is missing from you? The nurse intervened.
What... the socks!
The doctor thoughtfully turned with a ball pen.

No, then I put it. My grandfather asked me, “What day is today?” It is not important, but it is important that the right king be re-elected.
Who is our king? The doctor asked.
Who... who... who... who... who!
“But here you, dear, are mistaken, Vova, we are here now,” the psychiatrist noticed, filling out the map.
Not just a fox. Grandfather quietly answered.
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