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 07.01.2013
Slavic
You are sick, you have to sleep.

Yulia
I do not need to go out on the street. My temperature has risen.

Slavic
Bringing an orange?

Yulia
I wanted to say "bring your penis", but then I thought the chances for an orange were much greater.

Slavic
Member comes with oranges automatically

Yulia
Eat the Holi...
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