This is the harsh reality:

She is:
Have you ever had a girlfriend?? to
I am :
NOA
She is:
deceived
I am :
No canvases
She is:
I never believed that in 26 years.
I am :
Never, I am a virgin, I don’t even know how you have it all arranged.
She is:
She probably has strong hands then, thirteen years of shaking.
I am :
Why did you get 13?
She is:
Has the transition age started at 20? You are not a full guy.
I am :
Absolutely, I whisper girls like fire, they offend me
I am :
And I know nothing.
She is:
You may be a programmer.