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 14.01.2013
Storytellers are fucking!
"It was before the New Year. A police call from a nursery, said, come, a bomb near the entrance in a black package. Reacted immediately. We open, and there is children’s clothes. Not new, of course, but clean and smooth. The director of the kindergarten looks contemptuously and says, “Take this barrel away.” We are surprised:
New Year is coming, gifts for kids!
-We have each child's bank account and we go abroad to the sea once every six months, that we have this widebody, let the poor carry.
It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing, so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. You don’t think about children".
In our country, charity does not reduce the taxes on the income of legal entities. There are no such benefits. Absolutely.
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