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 15.01.2013
My husband and I are 22 years old, we love each other, but we live in a rental single house somehow, and we do not plan children for another five years. To be sure, I drink hormonal contraceptives, plus a condom. but. The husband is so afraid that an unwanted pregnancy will still happen that immediately after ejaculation he gets a condom, runs with him to the bathroom and fills there with water. And then he cries out of the bathroom to me: “Everything is okay, it doesn’t flow!”
This is not what every woman wants to hear after sex.
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