The Prehistory. Construction of a new airport terminal. The customer is a large German company. The documentation is bilingual, respectively, in Russian and English. There is a lot of documentation, so the translation into English was ordered by the translation bureau. Before sending to Germany, we check the correctness of the translation. The airport is new, beautiful, with huge glass lamps on the roof – an architectural idea!
The story itself. Writes the architect (AR) to the asche manager (M):
AR: Fuck, I can’t send this to the Germans!!! This is shit!!! to
M is mm?
AR: these nursery translations instead of the terminal, the air defense base was taken away!!! to
M: In the sense?
They are all translated by Google, shit!!! to
AR: Do you know how these crazy "zenite lights on the roof" were translated?? to
Antiaircraft lamps on a roof!!! to
AR: anti-aircraft projectors on the blood, fuck!!! Suki, they would still have a silk coupled there and a couple of earth-air complexes!!! And such a shit in each volume bag of three!
M: Blayajajaja... the Germans are shrinking, they were apologizing again at the last meeting for the 41st...
Fuck the translators! I’m not going to pay them for Google. They translated “multi-world space of the atrium” as “full of light space of an atrium”.
M: Full of light! and atrium! Children of Flowers! Hippie is fucking! All of them shit!