The stupid hooker.

The story of the famous "marphine shell" - the specialty where Solzhenitsyn once sat and worked. Anyone who has read “In the circle first” or watched the series of the same name will understand what institution is talking about. And although at the time of the events described below it was no longer a prison and was called “NII of Automation”, the regime of secrecy there was very strict. Nearly every door stood an armed fighter, and for the movement of developments between the buildings there was a network of underground tunnels, so that the spies do not let God look out from space, what they are doing here. The equipment was transported to the test sites in conventional trucks with the inscriptions “bread”, “mail” and so on. In fact, from the inside they were armored, in the body boxes with secret equipment guarded two WOHROVs with calashes, in the cabin another guard in the staff with a machine machine, the driver - a gun. The numbers on them are imperceptible to ordinary people, and the gaiters are warned that cars with such numbers cannot be touched.

Once again, such a special car goes to the field. And on the track something he did not like one postman, he jumped out on the road, voting with a striped rod. The driver gave him zero attention. The instructions do not allow you to stop under any circumstances. Mint this attitude to his person did not, he sat in his car, wrestled a flashlight and, demanding the matyugalnik to stop, rushed into the pursuit. Eventually, he managed to cut down and stop a disobedient truck. I approached the driver’s door, the door opened, from there several bullets flew under the feet of the gait, the door closed. Further, two fighters jump out of the body, twist the hollow mint, push it into the body, the journey continues. The instructions require all perpetrators of such incidents to be arrested and brought for inspection to the first department of the NIH. I had to take him to the field. For a couple of days, while the trials were going, he sat in the body of a truck and ate bread with water and suffered scourges from the guards, who instead of resting in the pit, were obliged to guard him. Technical testing ended and we went back. And for this, the test was just beginning - the security department was already waiting for an interrogation. “Who is this? Why did he do so? Do you work for foreign intelligence? Take a pen, paper, and write an explanation. We will send you a request to the KGB. If everything is clean - you will go out by evening."Gayshnik really turned out to be not a spy, but a simple idiot, by the time he stopped the car with a secret cargo. Only he was not released, citing the fact that according to their regulations, the explanatory note should be written in Russian without grammar and spelling errors, and he has a crap here. The sheet was broken, given a new one, forced to rewrite. So he sat all the next day in the chamber of the first department, rewriting them with a dozen. Then somewhere the loop is missing, then the letter is missed, then the proposition is incorrectly constructed. And the head of the 1st department reads, breaks the sheet, issues a new one. The next day, someone from the highest ranges of the GAI came, promised for his fool, asked to let go. 1 department - no one, "we work according to the instructions, let it write correctly, then we will gladly let go."In fact, they just joked, because it is known that at all times the Ministry of Internal Affairs and GB's were very unlikely to each other. They even brought a school textbook in Russian. Three days later, he managed to get free.
P.S What measures were applied to him in his home department, history silences.