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 20.01.2013
We have a network of shops in the city called family. Like any advanced network of grocery stores, it always comes up with something to attract customers. This month the calendar was issued for December. Every day there were certain discounts on different types of goods - for example, on all flour or wine and vodka. In some days, there were “days of talons”. This means - you tear off the box, with the inscription "collapses with discount", and happiness you - 20 rubles will save. This is prehistory.
The history.
Standing at the box. In front of them are two men, one of whom wears the red jacket of an Olympic fan, with the proud inscription "Russia". From the purchased vodka, cognac and...4 harps. (Hurma, by the way, they took the last. Maybe there are doubts.)
At the time of breaking products at the box office, a girl-seller asks an Olympic amateur man:
Do you have vodka?
The man, having swallowed his eyes, but at the same time, grabbing the vodka with one hand, looking into the face of the girl, insecure, chilled, asks:
This is what? Funny of something?
He reiterated relentlessly:
The Talons? With vodka?
Then, it still shows the man what these cards look like.
It is action. With a discount, she explains.
No is! No to! He breathes out easily. And I think! I have not been in Russia for three months.
With a happy smile, after the shock, they quickly left this strange store.
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