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 22.01.2013
I bought a car from Germany. I call the boss who is doing this, he calls the price of $1350 for the road and $250 for the work. And adds, “Of course, it is desirable that it be the southern or eastern part of East Germany.” I have thought.
So, there - let's say Berlin - we fly by plane. Let’s not get a little bit, why do we sit among these bad guys and losers, flying in business class for $430. We go out and sit in a taxi. For $250 we go to our destination. On the way we stop for lunch - a restaurant - a fuagra, a glass of Chardonnay - $ 50. Then we check our car, we take. Let's say the car eats 15 liters per hundred (average, but maximum), refuelling - 2000km = $ 450. On the way we stop for dinner - fuagra, FIUGGI - $ 50. It’s dark, we drive past the campsites to a five-star hotel – a night of $100. A total of $1330. Explain why he has another $20?!...
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