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 27.01.2013
I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife. In front of it stands the 99th, a guy comes out of the store.
He takes a bottle of beer, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "mol I don’t eat, and I’m not going to go, go on..."
Continuing his business. Without achieving anything, the gaeser drops the front wheel, saying: "until you give the documents, do not
Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the luggage, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: - And now, fool pump the wheel, or I'm calling in.
The prosecutor gets the phone. The goose has a ball on the rope, begins to rumble something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl's answer (10 points!He is not the driver, but my husband, he has no rights, I and my car.
Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone
manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as appropriate. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured the pressure, etc. He also scratched the carpet! The girl applauded.
Stay on!! to
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