My mother-in-law’s sister became ill, and I sought to relieve her of her painful back pain by bringing her to a familiar healer 60 km from the city. Aunt Anya was released after the session, it was relieved and all the way back she calmly stumbled on the front seat of the car. Aunt woke up before entering the city and the herd insisted that she must give me money for gasoline. My complaints that I do not take money from retirees and people close to me have not been heard. Aunt Anya put 500 rubles in her pocket and, waving five hundred rubles, tried to push me into a glass on a parprise with a dirty note. I pushed her hand with the bill back into her own bag, and she tried again and again to get to the glass. Meanwhile, our car was approaching the entrance to the city, and there was a GAI post at the entrance and a brave haishnik mocked us with his "magic rod", showing the place where I should park. Here I was visited by the thought of how to get rid of the haishnik and how to calm my aunt with her gratitude. I stopped right next to the haishnik, and not where he pointed with a rod, dropped the side glass, the aunt while holding the fifty in her hand, and I removed myself from the hand with the bill as from a contagious disease said the phrase: - Commander, well, even if you explain to your grandmother that the police do not take money! Haishnik, looking at the note, then on me, then on my grandmother, then again on the note, turned on the analysis and with a mixed voice with a smile said: - No, no, we do not take! Well, I said to aunt Anna, I tell you that the hoisters do not take money, I closed the window and went, and aunt Anya was driving to the very house and was tearing her laughing to cough.