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 29.01.2013
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Remember that cars sometimes have glues and brakes, resulting in a complete collapse of your system, without the possibility of restoration.

I remind all riders: when entering the pedestrian crossing, you have to press your foot on the brake, not your hand on the signal. Do not work the brakes or the brain - walk. Find a suitable wall.
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