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 30.01.2013
I work in optics. Over the years of his medical practice, he saw and heard different things, and thought that no one would be able to confuse from the first question. But the writer, as they say, went unnoticed.
Ordinary working day. There are not many customers, but enough to maintain the rhythm. When the crowd is small, the grandmother comes in. A long look at the vitrines, and then the question of the century follows: "Do you have cat food?" My face naturally stretches out: O_o "No". The control question in the head immediately followed: "And why? You are an optimist!"
Yes, and really, what we are after such an optic if we don’t have cat food
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