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 06.02.2013
Alex_Pok2: I stood in the pharmacy today, waiting for the drugs to be brought, and here to the neighbor's window comes a man
Alex_pok2: Well, not a man, but a guy like that. The flow is dull, tired, under the eyes - black. Then he asks the seller:

Please give something to the kids.

The seller of his essays - condoms?
He says no... no... no... no... no... no.
Well, the seller thinks, tries to guess - contraceptive? The Lubricants? The tests?
The guy said it was all wrong.

alex_pok2: and then with the effort of will gives out a condemned voice:
Give me a knife... yes.
Seller to him: so it’s not from children, it’s a spasmolytic. Or maybe Viagra?
It is not!!! From the head... the head hurts... from the children...

In the pharmacy to rust was not decent, so I went out and stuck already on the street.
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