not from the first person, because not mine, found somewhere on the Internet, long time ago, I do not remember where, but liked:

A table in front of us. On the table is a glass and a fork. What do they do? The glass stands, and the fork lies. If we put the fork in the table, the fork will stand. Are the objects vertical and the objects are horizontal? Add a plate and a bowl to the table. They seem horizontal, but stand on the table. Now put the plate in the bowl. She was there, but she was on the table. Are the items ready for use? No, she was ready when she lay down.
A cat is on the table. She can stand, sit and lie. If in terms of standing and lying it somehow climbs into the "vertical-horizontal" logic, then sitting is a new property. She sits on the pope. A bird was on the table. She sits on the table, but sits on her feet, not on the pope. It seems to have to stand. But she cannot stand at all. But if we kill a poor bird and make a bite, it will stand on the table. It may seem that sitting is an attribute of the living, but the shoe on the foot is also sitting, although it is not alive and has no poop. Know what is standing, what is lying and what is sitting.
And we are also surprised that foreigners consider our language to be complicated and compare it to Chinese.

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