Lorraine: Today, a glamorous woman said she didn’t like me. Hearing in response that I am not an iPhone to like any puberty piracy processed by marketers and self-affirming at the expense of brands, I was offended. Her young man (he, by the way, is trying to stick to me when the miracle is not there, hello, Ilya) rushed to protect his lady of honor, and I am kind! I promised to publicly apologize. So here!
Lera, forgive me, please, it was low on my part to point out one of your many shortcomings. I am ready for much, only to continue our communication, because your vocabulary, consisting of a hundred jargons, lusts my soul and excites my mind.