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 14.02.2013
Looking at the zombies new video about our militia, remembered as she was studying at school and from the local department sent us a young girl policeman. Well, she told us long and persistently about the criminal situation in the city, about how boldly law enforcement agencies fight with criminals, how disclosure has increased, etc. And then this: - Well, in general, from personal experience, I can say that small theft is not so pleasant, I went to work and I got my bag, and there is everything and the phone and wallet, well though the card was in my pocket... - And the bag was found? Of course, no... there was an uncomfortable silence somewhere for a minute.
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