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 15.02.2013
>"My client is fucked. When I show him the finished result of work on a computer monitor, he gets a loop (a shade on a short rope) and, closing his eyes and directing his hand to the monitor, something whispers about himself. Thus it measures energy. When he asks me to replace something, I don’t always change for a spell, he measures in the second time and says, “That’s okay!”
>What should I do?"
We had such a pred - you bring him your collar - he criticizes it on what the light stands, still don't let God call it the most terrifying mother's word, you leave him all the outflows, and in a week you bring the same, without corrections - he looks and says so acutely - well, a very different thing!
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