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 18.02.2013
I work as a guard in Siberia, 60 on Friday. I met a girl = ex-teacher) there, the mural walls turned there. On the next evening, they drank beer, smoked a cigarette, we go to me, she chews gum, I talk.
The matter comes to hugs and hugs, here I am already carefully putting her on the bed I lean over her and I fall out.
I have dreamed of doing it all my life!!! to

I whisper in her ear - all my life dreamed of doing this with the teacher, she grinds.

Then I go away, sharing the wild expression of my face, putting my hand and chestling with a metal voice, chewing here, fast!! to

We laughed for a long time, but I didn’t break that night. and :(
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