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 22.02.2013
Namedly we discussed with a friend the law that our great homeland invented (on censorship and marking).
Is it necessary to make age marking on all images?
Oh, such a nonsense...
Is that something that works? I got a 100 ruble note. Look - I show him a chariot in which a guy in a mantle stands, and from underneath it looks like a whistle. Forgot to print the age limit on the banknote, and children under the age of 16 are prohibited from carrying 100 ruble banknotes.)
Imagine the situation - the guy leaves the house, looks to the side - no one. He collapses from the side of the store. I don’t know where the puppets came from. The inspector screams at the railway - "Hunt him! He has an unchanged table!and "
A couple rushing into the store almost crying from the boxer’s threshold:
Change the table! Congratulations to!! to
Nothing...
Q4 is faster.! to
Have a passport? Cigarettes are only 18 years old.
Aaaah!! to
Accepted a guy...
We stood up, laughed, and then thought - this is Russia, everything is possible here.
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