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 24.02.2013
But here is another case with Varlak aka Shadow Risi)
In fact, the first time he was sitting "behind the roof" constantly, because his temperament is exclusively loving, and healthy cats on healthy food and in the fresh air gladly flow at all not like the "city" on the dry.

That is why he was isolated from the female sex in the volley. At the same time, about the appearance of the new village kitten quickly smelled and dragged overnight to the site on the subject of "and you who are." They came by 2-3, temporarily forgot about internal contradictions. Every morning, the volleyer had fresh bloody traces of decomposition “through the barracks”, and Varlak was covered with the first combat scars.

Time passed and, being the cat initially not the smallest even for the Maine Coon, Varlak slightly thickened and bored from the "sitting" way of life. And the girls decided to let him go for a free walk. First during the day and then at night.

And the first night, when Varlak did not close, was a very unpleasant surprise for local boys. They were accustomed to the fact that you could come at night, like in a movie, and tick a stranger with sticks through the roof.

At two o’clock in the night, the population was awakened by a terrible storm, first on the territory of the breeding farm, and then rapidly moving away in the direction of corn fields.
Varlak, in fact, then came only in the morning, lying out for a long time, shaking with his broken ears. He ate his piece of meat and went to bed until evening.
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