Shvedka: No, you just look at him. This kind of office plankton is sitting, crawling into a matrix on thin-film transistors developed in Princeton, the integrated circuit is rumbling, in the thin films in the screw, a giant magnetic resistance is observed... and our beauty is sitting and thinking about the fact that one harm from physicists. That the physicists – they played quite into their no-one-needed toys, that they will launch the Great Hadron Collider, and it will be plankton bad – because she knows exactly that from there the hecraps will fly, and the handling of the assembly our plankton is not trained... It is scary to live, shorter. Then he takes the plankton keyboard, opens the hot tub and talks about what these physicists are and how it is impossible to live from them. And thinking of it with the speed of light goes to other office lemings. With the help of semiconductor heterostructures of Comrade Alferov.
Plankton is scary, of course. Because evil physicists can't explain why their Big Bang won't crash immediately after launch. And really – they can’t. True, the plankton does not think about it, that they can explain little to her at all - because in school plankton did not teach physics, in the institute did not appear at all, and did not teach this зауми there... And the scientist - he, on the other hand, also the circus school did not finish, in the pantomime is not strong and on his fingers the Higgs boson will show the fuck. Therefore, complete non-communicability of the scientist with planktonine.