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 06.03.2013
I understand why the subway engineers have so good salaries.
YYY: Why is it?
xxx: I'm going to the subway today in the "new" wagon on the yellow branch. As usual, the doors are opened.
xxx: And suddenly on the display (where the subway station) the Linux console is ripped sharply and there something quickly begins to print... Second after 7-8 doors close, the train touches.
yyy: During the landing of passengers, the harsh Chelyabinsk machinist passed the norms for the decompilation of the core?:D
xxx: judging by the fact that Pl.Ilicha sharply became Novogirevo - not very successful (((
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