Spam is sometimes cooler than jokes :) So, Nigerian spammers and online translators:

Dear friend,
I am a citizen of Russia, I was on the search and I saw your email, so I decided to write to you if your email is real, I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He has defiled all forms of treatment, and now I have only about a few months to live. I am very rich, but I have never been generous.
Most of my assets are in the nearest family members. I decided to give mercy to charities. I can’t do it myself anymore because of my health. Once I asked my family members to give some money to charities, they refused and kept the money. I have a huge
a cash deposit of eighteen million dollars with finances home abroad. I will
I want you to help me collect this deposit and send it to charity.
of organizations. You will take 20% of this money for your help.

With respect,
The Roman Gavrilovna

P.S We have "Roman Gavrilovna" now a local mem :)