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 14.03.2013
xxx: I’m a virgin, of course, but I’ve watched a lot of porn movies and I have an idea of sex. In my experience, in movies, girls are quite actively moving, for example, and in photos they lie still. Apparently this is what we are talking about.
yyy: that is, you mean that the ideal wife should be in the.avi format, not.jpeg?
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