“Imagine if there really is a God, and he is some Shambambambukli, the supreme god of the little Tumba-Yumba tribe. And he commanded that only those who carry a crocodile tooth on their necks will be saved and deserve eternal life.
But almost no one will be offended after death: everybody has flattered.
- I think there will be no more offenses... although the Catholics with the Huguenots will be sure: "And why did we all do this?"
Pope Francis will not be surprised. He has a crocodile tooth on his neck.
and exactly. And before the intronization, the chosen Pope enters a secret room, opens a secret box and reads a mysterious ancient manuscript, which says: "Immediately hang a crocodile tooth on your neck! Everything else is shit!" Next to it are crocodile teeth.