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 18.03.2013
Oh man, I am sad.
Oh what is that?
My girlfriend stumbled one. Beautiful, the figure is excellent, the breasts are large. He rides bicycles, goes on trips and reads books. You can talk about tanks and you know who Alan Piz is.
Ohhh, who is this?
You will be surprised, you will be surprised. So, I invited her home, a cup of drink-other, the matter is similar to the logical beginning, and... in short, I pull out of it a slice, and there... instead of spotting - flare-ups. All the size was from the parallel. Well, there’s one with a tail, there’s something to stand for. It seemed as if she wore, pulled her pants, and there can be cuttings.
Hahahaha... how is it? Is it without a breastfeed? More a mouthpiece?
Wow, I was afraid that it was a guy and it was about to get up from the bubble. A bullet fell from her and ran into the kitchen.
I broke up my girlfriend 😉
Wauw came into the kitchen dressed, thought she would mock, and she apologized and we ate. Under the degree wanted, but couldn’t!
A girl with notions?
Wauau Aga... says a year of sex, she didn’t shave. He promised to give me a marathon. We’ll see you tomorrow, I guess =)
And the breasts?
Wow shit, guy, she’s chasing on a chopper and there’s a waik prepared for off-road. Give me my breasts. I promised to bring Napoleon’s cake, and I love it. It has 55% of tanks.
The main thing is the tank.)
I sit and think.
Boots or tanks?
The Fuck...
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