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 19.03.2013
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After one incident in our small town, I realized that the world was mad. He walked like a man on the street with a healthy dog, as it is placed in a dress and on a lead, and drank a beer. The dog saw the cat, pursued it, the owner naturally could not hold the guide. The cat under the car (a stranger is what), the dog didn't have time to brake and with all the hardship wiped the side door inside. The dog was in shock and was driving in the car. In general, the case came to court, led the case won (not surprisingly), but how! The dog was equated to the dog transport, the owner of the dog to the driver of the dog transport, and that in the end by his fault, in the state of alcoholic intoxication occurred, as a result of which he was obliged to pay a fine and deprived of the driver's license for a year! This man did not even have a car. Going for a walk with the dog...
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