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 24.03.2013
Nordica: Koreans came to our office today, presented the fourth helicopter. He is so cool! There were so many bats in it. For example, it measures air temperature and body temperature. You sit like this, what’s wrong with me, maybe I have a fever? I pushed the phone to the wrist, and he measured the temperature like a thermometer.
So there is no diabetic? You drop him blood, and he has your blood sugar level?
Nordica: ah, and in pink phones built-in pregnancy test))
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