bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате]
 26.03.2013
The call. At the threshold a neighbor with a fainting face. Ask for a bottle before receipt. I had already pulled for the wallet, but then a woman with a bottle I kept at home as a bottle came in and said, “There is no money. Take a bottle. But on condition. You will return the same.” The next morning, the neighbor was again at the door with a request to take another and promise to return twice. I was going to give money by habit, but my wife intervened again: “Did you return the bottle? No is! How did we agree? If you get a bottle back, you can come and borrow it again.” The sad neighbor is leaving. To my astonishment, my wife explains: "He got all the neighbors here. Give him money, once he can and will return, but then he will borrow, referring to the fact that the past debt has returned. In order to repay the debt, you have to buy a bottle. And if you have a bottle in your hand, why borrow money?”
Neighbors and neighbors did not appear again.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1303/o130325.html#4
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna