I am the only one who can do that.)
I sit, I work, I play in my ears. On the edge of my ear, I hear the men discussing something and crawling. Through the music I hear the head of the department say something in the spirit of "children, well you would behave properly, here is a girl". I get the headphone, I say with an innocent voice: "A? What?" and from the headphone is like this on the whole office "..A hundred vagins and I am alone!". There is no scene.)