Today I go from work in the bus, stop, at the last moment a girl between the closing doors and says to the conductor:
Do you want to stop "A"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
Going out at the next stop of course without paying. I also go out, because transfer :) I sit in the next bus, the doors are almost closed and the same girl enters:
Do you want to stop "B"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
And goes on the next without paying the same. And in the shop window, you can see how she runs on all the pairs in the following bus :)...
Half an hour as I am already at my stop "You" with a friend I drink beer... here the bus comes in, the same girl comes out of it and relieved, but with anger:
Again this Gandalf will pull out my wallet – p*@# to him!

But I thought about how to get home through the whole city for free! and :)