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 02.04.2013
My girlfriend has a loose throat, she sits and whispers. I decided to joke.
Q: And where is this sunshine my throat cold, heaven kissed in the wind?
She turns to me with such a sublime voice.
D: Going in a car with the windows open was a mistake.
I have no cars...
Do I think I’ll joke or laugh?
I asked a friend and he said, fuck... and laugh.
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