I was told by a comrade here that he was drunk and spotted some hipster with his camera, for the fact that he got out and took the window for half an hour. This is Yes! Hero of our time! How many hipsters did you eat??? Motherland is calling!

I am a street combat instructor. I love, in my free time, pretending to be a hipster, to chew up the dumb hops. 23:0 is in my favor. My mother calls, yes.