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 09.04.2013
My friend, let’s call him Sergei, went somehow to the banker of his home bank, to remove a small amount of money from the ATM. I received a check and paid attention to the curious amount of the balance on the account: the first number (which he did not name me), three zeros and the number of Seregina's machine. Not a shameful amount, although I guess it’s not his only account.

Looking at the figure, Sergey threw the check into the urn and went out. While smoking at the exit, I saw through the glass that in the urn was a certain young man of quite decent appearance, not a boy. I thought that the guy accidentally threw out the necessary check, but then noticed that he had already put a couple of checks in his pocket, but continues to crack. Sergey, as a man of creativity and a lover of logical puzzles, thought about what benefits can be obtained from someone else’s used check, but didn’t come up with anything.

A week later, long forgotten about this case, Serega saw that the daughter-student was washing her neck under a large decoult, to put it simply - is going somewhere at a full parade. When asked where she was going, the daughter replied:
A restaurant with Vadik.
What is Wadiq, why don’t I know?
I met him myself a day ago. Imagine coming straight out on the street.
Hunt in the neck. Another sting is untouchable. They see from your clothes that you have rich parents, and they will stick like flies to honey.
Vadik is not like that. He has the most money.
How do you know? Did he care about you? Believe more. Is the iPhone gold? It is purchased on credit.
“No, Dad, he didn’t boast. He is generally very modest. But look at what he recorded my phone!

Sergey turned the paper with the phone and saw a check from the ATM with a very solid amount of balance. With a very familiar amount ending at Seregina’s car number.
Yes, he extended it out. We’ve seen such watches. Thick, loose, looks like an artist of this, like him? Corch or Borch? Which Holmes played.
Benedict Cumberbatch? Truth is like. How do you know?
Basically Watson. I will tell you more. Your Holmes doesn’t have a bottle of money, but considerations are even more than necessary. A thief to look for. Go out and look at what kind of Vadik is. We need creative people in the family.
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