I never liked the phrase "to have a child".
Well, brother, you are now a future dad. Late to drink borjomi))
HH: No, I’m not about that. You can have a puppy there, cat... And with a man, it’s blasphemy!
Then say that you "are expecting a child" :)
HH: Not that either.
We sit like this and wait... And he, the infection is swirling somewhere in the wombs.
Q: Are there other options?
No brother, I am not your assistant. My grandfather found me in the cabbage :)