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 10.04.2013
The Seed
Are you studying for a doctor? I have a question to you. As an idiot, I ask the doctor:
(only between us)
Such a little question is very unfavourable...
Okay okay...
So tell me, why after such a good drunkenness - in the morning shit smells differently? Well, in the sense that usually it smells about the same, but after drinking completely differently, but more or less the same...
Here is...
Leonid
You when you drink, it is the epithelium in the intestine burns alcohol, food is worse digested, so the liver spends all the effort on the production of alcohol dehydrogenase, and not on the production of bile, which also does not contribute to the improvement of the digestion of foods, well, the most important thing is that not all alcohols are broken up by the body and part comes out with phycalias and getting damaged when defection just carry on deeper in the receptors molecules of shit from which you smell, but with new notes)))
The Seed
I'll keep it, the last lines were delighted :D
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