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 13.04.2013
A friend calls:
Friendship is gifted. Let him stay until his wife leaves.
I: And what happened?
My friend: Yes. I decided to go to the house today to check out how it was. And Natasha says, let’s take my mom with us. She has never been with us before. I am going to go for the teeth. She sits on the rear seat with a cellophane meter three, and then sits down. I ask that is you? and pure. She says, “You’re driving all the time.
Well, I’m on the machine, no, we’ll only drive it today.
She was all red. My wife rattles me. Both went out immediately. And I had a baggage bag in my bag, I thought it would be useful. The fucking.
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