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 23.07.2008
The <fritz> legend tells about the legendary php-programmer, about his skill were legends
<fritz> he travelled from office to office in search of a decent salary
<fritz> interview: - I see a good ball, and how you like the taste of Zend Freemaker!!! to
<fritz> silenced the programmer, because when he interviewed, he was deaf and dumb
<fritz> but then he finished the test task and said
<fritz> – stop talking – let’s program!
<fritz> and was the programmer ruthless and blinded the entire team from the overdose of the screen radiation of his laptop
<fritz> – my eyes! (The Tester)
<fritz> - he is just going away (piem)
<fritz> - and how beautiful he is (secretary)
<fritz> - how do we thank you? (The accounting system)
<fritz> - for its agility - 4500, and for beauty - social package
<fritz> he alone could move an entire office
<fritz> because he was "no more"
<fritz> has never introduced such horror to code
<fritz> and such love
<fritz> and the most heroic heroes of the whole direction bowed their heads in respect to this great master
<fritz> are we going?
<fritz> to the deck!
<fritz> but it wasn’t time to tame, because when you face ten thousand online shit, only one thing matters.
<fritz> and this
Fritz has quit (Quit: )
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