Andrei: I had my wife on the village diet a week ago. Today I went to the teachers, got up on the weights... Lost just one kilo. So don’t be surprised when you get to Moscow, and here the trees with the roots are ripped out and the subway wagons are broken half-to-knee...

I have two aunts. One has PMS, the other on a diet. Don’t be surprised that there is no asphalt in the area.