The cat: Hi!
Ramazoid: well hello
Let me get acquainted?
Ramazoid: Let’s Go
I am Katya.
Ramazoid: I am Sereza
Cat: Where are you working? Who is?
Ramazoid: a designer in the office "Uncle Pasha"
Cat: What do you like?
Ramazoid: Yes all the stuff
Is there a salary, conditions of work, everything suitable?
Ramazoid:..... Semen Petrovich, what about these modern-day Chinese methods? if you are not satisfied with my job, then say so - Seregha shoot into the accounting office with an application, I look at the IP, I know from which machines you came out to the network, I even give birth to your vision - look, the lamp on the webcam is burning, you want to know the opinion about the office? so you just conduct the questionnaire, with one single question - whether my director is adequate, yes-no, the results will upset you, believe me, the salary I received even and I do not remember when, the flow of personnel in your office is more than in the Niagara Falls, and in general I am all satisfied, everything is good and just wonderful.
Catchenko: Serge, go to the accounting office with a statement...
Ramazoid: Yes, I have already gone down, made a statement and went home, carefully squeezing all the bases, inishers and configs, I am changing to labor and salary remains.... well and of course, cmoki ji, Kotenko ))))