They steal...
It is told that once a member of the Politburo and deputy head of the Soviet government Mikoyan came to a small town.
The director of the local meat plant, having gained courage, asked for permission to increase the number of guards in the company's scheduled schedule: too much is stolen.
Anastasia Ivanovich asked:
How many people work in the guard?
The director named the number of security personnel.
Mikhail friendlyly advised:
Reduce the guard by half. Thieves are less.