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 03.05.2013
I get out of the shower, rubbing the towel.
ONA1: Husband "Oh you are! The breasts!and "
Damn, I don’t understand: we’ve been living together for 5 years and we have a son. And every time he sees the breasts, he is so genuinely admired as if he saw them for the first time in his life and he will no longer have such an opportunity.)))
ONA2: You just have the number 3 of the correct shape, which even after the birth did not spoil. Rejoice you fool. Here is my husband in general... Admired by my kindness and gentleness :'(
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