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 06.05.2013
What about the gift certificate?
ZZZ: Another Gift
zzz: already at the exit, the guard stops me and asks me to get everything out of the bag and show the check.I get, I show, he makes the face like a duck: here are these shadows, they are not in the check. Call the security service!! I calm him: these are old, when buying new compared colours. Then the face swells. They are my choir: sorry, no problem, come again, come on Wednesday!! to
Zzzz: I’ll reply to them: Fuck, I’ll come again
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