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 26.07.2008
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A new pharmacy opened nearby. at the shop of the seller (pharmacist)

Director of Pharmacy Marina. What is a Pharmacy Manager?

I thought a long time ago, I recently found out.

In front of me, a 25-year-old man.

Then grandfather, also with Denikin red rubles, and actually I.

The same pharmacy - manager Marina, babysitter size 1000X1000X1000 years

Close to 60.

Man (P): The packaging of condoms.

Pharmacy Manager: Why do you?

(P) in the stupor... (P): Do you care?

I need to help you choose...

I’m going to blow up the balls!!! to

Then take extra strong, they’re strong.

P is in shock.

(P) not being embarrassed by the expressions: - And if I have during this process x@j

Would stand up?

and AM:

- If for a man, then we only have "Blue Moon" for anal sex.

If you have a girl, we’ll find something for you.



A row riding on the floor, a blue-red guy...

(AM) continues broadcasting to the entire pharmacy: - There are with puppies, s

Rings, super thin, spermicidal...

The man was completely cursed...

Are you planning on oral sex?

P: With whom?

(AM): - And it doesn't matter, condoms for oral sex are suitable as

Both men and women...

P: I don’t need to...

Don’t worry, there are all the colors and sizes.

Green, under the color of the eyes.

Next in a coma, the guy looks at all this with eaten eyes with a smile

A fool on the face.

Are there any flavourings you want to smell?

Grandfather (D): What is it used? They are hermetically packed.

The people lie.

Then he said to him, “Which one will you take?”

(P) Going to the door: - Thank you, I've already gone.

Grandfather: What about you?

(D): The caloprimee and the phenosepam!

Why do you?



P.S I did not take aspirin.
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