I read here questions from the test, on knowledge of the Russian language for gastarbayters. I don’t know who made it, but it was pretty funny. Here are a couple:

Do you know what the weather is today?
A: “It seems very good.”
B: “I don’t know maybe tomorrow.”
c) “Let us read it now.”

If the room is cold, you will:
“Ask me to stop smoking.”
b) Ask to close the window.
“Please ask everyone to go out.”

How to get to Chernyshevskaya (metro station)?
Go straight
Be careful, the doors are closed.
The train does not go further.