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 16.05.2013
I went yesterday to the buhs (great aunts, in their business, асы), which in addition to our office serve a few more, including a modeling agency.
of WO. Now that the page has been scanned... no, the "recognize" button does not need to be pressed. When the page is scanned, click on the word file... yes, like in word. There will appear such a menu, you choose "save as"... yes-a, and choose "save PEDEF". O very well. Now you keep every page so... - And all this in a smooth, benevolent tone, like with a dumb but cute little child.
Her subordinate, to whom I came, whispered: a modeling agency is trying to send scans of documents to accountants. And that’s still half the trouble: yesterday’s accounting! explained how to shift the boundaries in the axle so that the billboard on one sheet is printed, and not on the next.
...And here I finally understood the meaning of the expression "spaced pattern".
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