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 17.05.2013
I am a Jewish botanist. Therefore, my childhood in a city like Nikolaev was very painful, but fortunately I had a friend neighbor Kostya with whom we were friends from an early age, and he always protected me. But this was not the case when I was offended by hooligans at school, Kostia advocated for me, Kostia was a strong karatist. And to my greatest sorrow, I always called him when I needed help, and he came up for me and left with a smile on my face, and I acted like a real pig and thought he was just obliged to do it. But it was 10 years ago, I thought about everything and decided to make a gift to Kosty I ordered 2 chic babes (6 years didn't see Kosty only communicate on the Internet): I: Kostaja come urgently, I am in Nikolaev I have problems Kostaja: Where are you? I : Yacht club goes 30 minutes comes Kostia comes out of a taxi all he is in oil or I x3 in what (working at the factory) Kostia : Do you have a problem with them? (And it shows hinting on the girls) I : Yes. Kostia takes each on the right straight, both ladies fall unconscious and says: "George, I told you to play sports, you see what a chilly was. Sitting in a taxi and leaving. Never forget about your friends and do not exchange them for money because real friends if you need to even protect you from babies. p.s I didn’t tell Kosta that it was confusing for him, I just called him in the bathroom of others.
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