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 17.05.2013
Galatea23: By the way, about people-accidents. Yesterday Tanya told me that she was going to do an audit with an agent on his territory, and almost gave up laughter.
Galatea23: Katya, the agent, first, coming out of the car, with all the doors fucked in the face of the door, so far none of them know how it happened. While Katya and Tanya were laughing, Katya took the bulb out of the bag and bite it, apparently very royally - the bulb somewhat cut off her lip and nose, Katya begins to flow blood.
Galatea23: Yesterday I laughed a lot at this story.
And today I poured out a very hot tea, and my nose was very cold, and I drove it to the edge of the cup, and I will smell the boiling water.
Galatea23: The Sophia was swallowed
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